Sad City

Recently, I moved into a neighborhood known as the sad city. The reason it's called that is because the people are poor. I always hated to live here, but here I am now, and I'll have to accept it. Tonight, as I was doing pullups in the children playground, I looked up and saw bright stars in the sky. This, along with the night view, are two of the things I enjoy about this neighborhood. I guess life isn't that bad after all.

Drop-Dead Gorgeous Dance Instructor

Today, I attended an audition for Disney Character Performers. After the signup procedures, the candidates headed up to another floor for height measurement. I was happy to fit under the height requirement of Chip 'n Dale, my favorite Disney duo. Then we went into a large dance room. All the candidates stood along the edge of the room, anxious to know what's to come. A lone female was reading a book at corner of the room, not saying a word. She wore a conservative black blazer and black pants. For a minute, I thought she was actually a secretary. That all changed, when the other Disney staff came into the room. Suddenly, she stood up, faced the audience, and took off her blazer gently. She had a white tanktop, which could barely cover her perky bosoms. They were literally saying hello to the candidates. Teamed up with her gorgeous face, the visual image caused a chain reaction inside of me. My God, life is good.

Date Proposal?

On Wednesday, a woman that I've been chatting with online, asked if I was comfortable to have dinner with her. Without thinking much, I said sure, but I regret it now. I guess the major deterring factor is that her looks aren't that good. I don't want to sound shallow here, but I saw her Twitter pictures and I just can't stand her long finger nails and weird smile. I try to tell myself that the reason I'm not seeing her is because I don't want to hurt her feelings by only seeing her once. But who am I trying to fool? I know the main reason is because I don't want to see her, and gag as a result. I know I may sound shallow here, but what human can survive without breathing?